This week’s Tool of the Week award goes to Seth Greenberg. I can’t help but wonder if he’d make a good candidate for Jew of the Week, but I don’t feel like confirming ethnicity. But look at the supporting evidence:
First name Seth (no biggie, lot’s of European Christians use this name)
Last name Greenberg (no biggie, very German sounding origin)
Threatens to cut penis off.
Anti Trump, for browning of America.
They found him at an anti-school prayer rally.
All those add up to strongly support a certain ethnicity, but I’ll let the reader decide. Here’s the story per EveryJoe.com.
President-elect Donald Trump’s plans to build a wall on the U.S.-Mexico border will now have one very bizarre side effect: University of California freshman Seth Greenberg will publicly cut off his penis as soon as construction of the wall begins.
Apparently, Greenberg believes that there is no way the president-elect will follow through on his much-vaunted campaign promise to build the wall.
“I’m so confident that Trump is full of sh*t that I will cut my d*ck off, publicly if he adds even a mile of new wall,” Greenberg said during an on-the-street interview as he was filmed protesting prayer in public school.
“I will really do this,” Greenberg reaffirmed. “I feel that if he does actually build any of the wall, me removing my penis publicly will bring worldwide attention to the injustice being inflicted against the Mexican people.”
Greenberg did not specify how a wall being erected (pun intended) to reinforce the border that the United States and Mexico have agreed upon for over a century is such a grievous attack on the people of Mexico, especially when illegal immigration has caused plenty of problems stateside.
Recently, Trump was attacked by critics for indicating that he would use taxpayer funds to build the wall, but the president-elect later clarified that the Mexican government would reimburse wall-related expenditures under his vision.
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